Sunday, 23 January 2011

Casserole - What's the point?

Today, my main objective is to find the purpose behind casserole. I just don't get it.


Casserole: - 
  • A dish, usually of earthenware, glass, or cast iron, in which food is both baked and served.

  •  Food prepared and served in such a dish.

  • Ok, so by the "Food prepared and served in such a dish" definition, casserole can be anything. THIS IS VERY WORRYING. By this definition, I could put play-doh, potatoes, glue and mushrooms in a casserole dish and it could still be classed as a perfectly acceptable casserole just because it was made in a casserole dish. WRONG. THAT IS JUST WRONG.

    Another thing about casserole is that it's just an excuse to hide food from people. It's just all piled in that dish really horribly, thus hiding the food from the recipient. That's just plain weird. If you're cooking for someone (or indeed, yourself) you want them to find the food you just cooked. If you're going to hide it from them, then what's the point? Oh yeah - YOU MUST BE RETARDED. 

    For some reason, it gave a real headache to eat this casserole. I sat down at the table, my head was fine. Start eating the casserole, the onsets of a headache appear. I think it just perplexed me too much.

    OH YES, and it burnt my mouth. 

    Why would you want to do that? You could easily make a nice pie in half the time.
    So I've come to the conclusion that casserole is a bit retarded and should be avoided at all costs. Good day.

    Saturday, 1 January 2011

    Just a few things to share with you.

    Ok, so this Christmas holiday, I've been ever so slightly creative. Might as well, I've had the time.

    I started off by writing a song about how ill I was. This song was called 'Man Flu':


    After the success of 'Man Flu', I rerecorded an old favourite of mine, 'Anon'. This song is about the awful state of the plumbing in my house:



    Enjoy!